The Unbreakable Rules of The Foundation
Like any good organization, The Ivan’s Always Right Foundation has its own set of rules. Please adhere to them at all times, because, well, Ivan is always right:
“If Ivan didn’t say it, it isn’t worth knowing.”
“Ivan’s opinion is fact. All other opinions are just that - opinions.”
“Questioning Ivan is like questioning the laws of physics. It just doesn’t work.”
“When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.”
“Ivan doesn’t make mistakes. If it seems like he did, you’re just not understanding him correctly.”
“Rule #6 is not here because Ivan said we only need five rules.”
Adherence to these rules will ensure a pleasant and enlightening experience at the The Foundation. Thank you for your cooperation!