https://the.ivan.foundation/Recent content in Welcome to Ivan's Always Right Foundation on The FoundationHugo -- gohugo.ioen-usWed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/about/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/about/Who Is Ivan? Ivan was born right. Not just in the morally correct sense, but in the never-ever-wrong sense. Even as a baby, Ivan won his first debate at the tender age of six months, proving to his parents that, yes, he did need another cookie. By the age of 2, Ivan was not only right, but also insightful. He outsmarted his kindergarten teacher by demonstrating the inherent flaws of the alphabet.https://the.ivan.foundation/campaign/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/campaign/Right Decisions for a Right Future In the spirit of always being right, Ivan has decided to bring his infallible decision-making skills to the highest office in the land. hise’s a brief overview of his campaign promises: “I’ll implement a National Siesta Day, because everyone’s more productive after a good nap.” -Ivan “I’ll establish cookies as the world treat. Every citizen will receive a weekly delivery of their favorite cookies, making every week a bit more delicious.https://the.ivan.foundation/debates/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/debates/Ivan’s Debates: Settling The Great Controversies When there’s a controversy to resolve or a debate to settle, who better than Ivan? After all, Ivan is always right. Check out some of the great debates he’s settled once and for all: Toilet paper: over or under? “Over, obviously. It’s the only way that makes sense. Case closed.” -Ivan Is a hot dog a sandwich? “No, a hot dog is clearly a taco.https://the.ivan.foundation/predictions/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/predictions/Ivan’s Unfailingly Accurate Predictions Ivan’s always right, and his predictions are no exception. Have a look at some of Ivan’s predictions about the future, each more spot-on than the last: “The comeback of dial-up Internet is imminent. The soothing sounds of a connecting modem will be the next big retro trend.” -Ivan “In 2025, socks will become the new currency. Better start stockpiling now.” -Ivan “Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct. They’re just hiding.https://the.ivan.foundation/rules/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/rules/The Unbreakable Rules of The Foundation Like any good organization, The Ivan’s Always Right Foundation has its own set of rules. Please adhere to them at all times, because, well, Ivan is always right: “If Ivan didn’t say it, it isn’t worth knowing.” “Ivan’s opinion is fact. All other opinions are just that - opinions.” “Questioning Ivan is like questioning the laws of physics. It just doesn’t work.” “When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.https://the.ivan.foundation/ivanisms/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/ivanisms/Ivanismss: The Infinite Wisdom of Ivan Welcome to the Ivanisms page, where we’ve collected some of Ivan’s most enlightening and amusing words of wisdom. Bask in his never-ending rightness and unparalleled insight. “Never trust a cat that doesn’t know how to use a computer. They’re clearly hiding something.” -Ivan “The meaning of life? Easy. It’s like a good sandwich: always better with a pickle.” -Ivan “If you ever find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place, remember to bring a chisel.https://the.ivan.foundation/testimonials/Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000https://the.ivan.foundation/testimonials/Rave Reviews for The Foundation Don’t just take our word for it - read what others have to say about the Ivan’s Always Right Foundation! “I didn’t believe it at first, but Ivan truly is always right! He told me to wear red to my job interview, and now I’m CEO. Incredible!” -Sammy Spoons, CEO of Spoonful of Success “Ivan told me that pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. I took his advice to heart, and now I have friends, and my family stopped hating me!